The Suit that should have been

about that suit…

This was just a sample of the comments about my ski-suit:

Oh, and I must say…that is one NICE ski suit! The colours really
compliment each other…the baby blue, lime green and ruby red (puke). I’m
sure you were wondering why you could hear people laughing and giggling at
you all day. I would probably break my legs if I passed you on the slopes
because I would be laughing so hard that my legs would become jello and I’d
start tumbling down this slope. James, you look so sexy in that ski suit!
I hope that you make good use of it. I can’t believe you actually spent
money on that…or did you steal it from some street bum that was using it
as a sleeping bag???

First of all, I didn’t actually wear it. Second of all, I didn’t spend any money on it (it was lent to me by someone at work). And, thirdly, you wouldn’t have been passing me on the slopes, because I am a better skier than you!

This doesn’t change the fact, though, that if I had worn it (and boy was that possibility close) I would have been the best looking person on the slopes, and you had better not forget it…

bored on the internet

So here are my ‘Cyborg’ names:

J.A.M.E.S.:
Journeying Artificial Machine Engineered for Sabotage

G.O.R.D.O.N.:
General Obedient Replicant Designed for Observation and Nullification

N.A.Y.L.O.R.:
Networked Android Yearning for Logical Observation and Repair

J.A.M.I.E.:
Journeying Artificial Machine Intended for Exploration

J.I.M.M.Y.:
Journeying Intelligent Machine Manufactured for Yardwork

Of which J.A.M.E.S. or J.A.M.I.E., are the best, I think. Comments?

Tomorrow: my cheese rating!