Where’s tha bin?
I’ve bin t’bakery…
And conversation with shop assistant in said bakery, attempting to purchase a blueberry muffin:
her: “ooh, do you like those too?”
me: “I don’t know – I’ve never bought one from here before”
her: “Oh, well I don’t like them – I think they look ‘orrible…”
The most confidence-inspiring customer service I have ever heard before (and, btw, it was really nice.)