and amateur hairdressing

“This is just like playing pretend hairdressers … but with real people!”

Exclaimed George as she hacked off the small bushes that had grown out of the side of my head. I am not sure what was more scary – George with a pair of scissors very close to my eyeballs, or the loss of my ear insulators before spring kicks in.

As is usual, I surrendered, and she had her way again…