so, what the monkey’s have you been up to?

If you must know, I have spent the last week or so being ill. Horribly ill.

Not obviously hideously ill, so that you get lots of sympathy, but niggly ‘cold-type’ ill that just saps all your energy and leaves you a moaning, depressed cretin of a human being.

So, one of the nicest holiday weekends of the whole year, and I had to spend it in bed. I hope you are feeling sorry for me…