fun and games

In the flat at the moment – Gemma has been trying to lighten up our otherwise dingy bathroom with, god forbid, a toilet-seat cover in the shape of a nice fluffy duck. The duck itself is a cheery little thing, and does cover up the horrible toilet-seat (it does what it says on the tin…) but bloomin-heck, can’t someone invent a toilet seat cover that lets the other bit of the toilet lid (you know, that second ‘layer’) stay up unaided? Precariously-balanced peeing is not as easy as it looks, and no, I am not sitting down…

Things reached a head late last week though, with Dave removing said cover in a half-drunken late-night raid. Gemma was not happy. Let the fun begin…!