You know you are getting old when…

1. The hairdresser does an unrequested flick of the wrist to skim the electric razor over the top of my ears. Obviously thinking “this is one hideously hairy-eared troll, let’s help him out a bit”.

The hair is growing out of my ears…

2. You pull a muscle in your neck, not while exercising, but whilst slouching in front of the TV watching curling. Yep, one of the least athletic sports, caused me to get an injury, while I was watching it on TV.

I think it’s almost time for the zimmer frame and big NHS glasses.