Ginger Beard

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girls, eh?

Well, once again, my time available to put anything here has been hijacked so that George could read her email (OK, it is her birthday email…).

Sometimes I am just too nice. (I bet she wouldn’t agree, though!)

this ones for you, jonathan

But I couldn’t leave you without making a small ass of myself.

George won’t let me shave at the weekends – apparently I look nicer as a down-and-out scruffbag (which is scary enough as it is) – but what is worse is that I have discovered that my beard would actually come out half-ginger.

AAaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhh. I have ginner-blood in me.

(Jonathan – sorry for taking the piss for all those years…)

See ya, kids!